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河南省交通厅的大楼长这样

大大的飞碟帽,萌萌哒的水蓝色,彻底不像一般的政府办公楼那么威严霸气。当然,它变成这幅容貌,也是很阅历了一些心酸事,几任主人和它的故事,也早已经在河南大地上成为传奇,撒播在当地的异能界。 

榜首任交通厅厅长曾锦城

19夏获鸟89年,时任河南省交通厅长者为曾锦城,有一阵经常噩梦缠身。曾厅学识渊博,对风水算命颇有研讨,所以引为不祥之兆,但一向找不到原因。 


一天大早,有一天大早,部下匆匆忙忙的跑来反响,说对面的郑州炮校调整学校布局,有两门大炮改变了本来的摆放朝向,炮口朝向交通厅大楼来了。曾厅当即开窗远望,公然看见两根漆黑的炮管正对着自己的窗口! 


曾厅顿觉戾气相犯,不敢慢待,所以找到炮校商议,许下百万巨资,只需求炮校方面调整炮位。


都是场面上混的,谁还没几分眼色?炮校深感妈的机遇来了,所以浑水摸鱼,勒索交k7091通厅五百万,以便到达倒闭吃三年之效。 


曾锦城也是条铁骨铮铮的汉子,气愤之极,当场拂袖而去,一文不给! 


1995年,曾锦城因贪腐落马。 

第二任厅长张昆桐

张厅于1994年就任,这是个懂得凶狠的,一就任就亲赴炮校,进行和平谈判,想让炮校把那两根骇人的炮管子拐个方向。 


与上一任比较,张厅心胸开阔,就事爽直,一开口就赞同了五百万的价位。


惋惜社会发展日新月异,炮校方面对本身的定位有了极大的进步,再次张开了狮子口,开出了两千万的价码。


听说张厅当蒋新瑶场就骂了一句:“妈的,太黑了!”然后做出了和曾厅相同气量雄壮的挑选,摔门而去,不再予以理睬。


炮校一文未得,岂肯善罢干休?干脆送佛送到西,将学校内的九门大炮悉数调过来炮口共同朝向交通厅大楼。


2011年,张昆桐因纳贿、挪用公款被判处无期徒刑。此刻人们才知道,为何他当年面对炮校的2 千万勒索可以如此理直气壮,由于他多年下来的总纳贿额也才1略组词千万,当然不愿意做这笔赔本生意。 

第三任厅长石发亮

2000年,副厅长石发亮升任厅长,立刻有幕僚前来进言,说曾张二人都是被对面的大炮打掉的,自从炮校把那几门炮对准交通厅今后,就连续出事。石厅深认为然,决议免除这个危险,派人前去和炮校交涉,说你们的大炮怎样放都是放,何须非要朝着咱们呢?


炮校没捞到优点之前,当然不愿放下兵器,答复:“五湖四海都有人,老百姓也是人呀,莫非让咱们的大炮对准老百姓不成?”&nb恶魔试验在线观看sp;


炮校没咬到肉不松口,石厅无法,预备出血认命之际,那位才智非凡的幕僚献上一个妙计:同门同宗不伤,只需与炮校服装共同,这炮弹就欠好意思劈脸打过来了。


石厅拍案称案,本日收购戎衣,严令一切员工有必要着戎衣上下班,一时成为靓丽景色,引来不少市民在上下班时刻围观点评。


惋惜,那几门内蒙古气候网炮威力太大。2002年末,在中纪委的直接过问下,石厅惨遭双规。 

第四任厅长安惠元

2003年,安惠元空降交通厅任厅长。


安厅是见过大世面的,不像上一任几个土包子,捂着钱袋子舍不得放手。安厅长就任三天,即批给炮校两千万基础建设基金。


炮校方面也非常讲诺言,收到钱调转了炮位,听说还做出了慎重许诺:“只需安厅在位一天,咱们的炮口绝不会指向交通厅的。咱们说到做到,绝不食言!” 


尽管拿到了炮校的血誓,但安厅依然不敢慢待,重金萝莉资源站求来一位功力深邃的风水大师,以破这个局,否则总是不得安心。


大师不负厅座之望,一番调查之后得出结论:炮便是火,水能救活,而水呈蓝色,所以只需把交通厅大楼涂成蓝色,就qq昵称,河南省交通厅5任厅长的打炮史!,小米粥能泄了炮校的火。

所以,交通厅大楼就变成了现在的色彩。


由于及时调理了风水,安厅在任期间安然无恙,且官运亨通,不久之后就升任河南省政府秘书长,至今宦途顺利。 

第五任厅长董永安

2008年3月,董永安接任交通厅长一职。炮校敏捷抓住机遇,将炮位又调回原位,仍旧指向交通唐晚唐秋山厅。


一就任就面对如此巨大的应战,但董厅一时并没有好的卸力办法,由于上一任安厅升得太快,之前没多久才给炮校交过2千万保护费,众目睽睽之下,真实欠好再找托言给炮校拨款。


所以,董厅的思路转向防护,用钢筋水泥在楼顶造了一个巨大的钢盔,你开炮我就挡。


略为惋惜的是,钢盔只能保头。一年之后,副厅长李占朝因糜烂落马,大炮的威力qq昵称,河南省交通厅5任厅长的打炮史!,小米粥开端闪现。


并且,头盔究竟只能防流弹,在大炮齐轰之下,再巩固的钢盔也会稀巴烂。2010年,董厅不幸取得双规待遇,成为这场风水大战中,被阵斩于炮口下的第四位厅座。


郑州炮校的这几门炮,真可谓是反腐榜首利器!

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